Anonymous asked: was going through your insta and thought you looked so much like Lennon Parham in the selfie you posted on the 18th
Oh well thank you. Lennon is a dream boat. That’s my fb prof pic too because I am real cute in it.
Running while mad suddenly has negative side affects. Boo.
I live in Portland
And we are known for some dumb stuff
Naked people on bikes and beer and shit.
But stumptown coffee is so inhumanly good. Like a sip of this shit is better than 50% of sexual encounters I’ve had.
It’s so dark and nutty and omg I’m just really happy to be an underemployed portlander wasting time in a coffee shop today. I just am.
alright well im going to leave the library now thanks for existing everyone.
ps message me if you have an iphone so we can text fer freeeee
I just want to eat nachos and watch all of the Fast and Furious movies in a row.
bradsreblog asked: I get compared to ol' Jakey G a lot, which is certainly flattering. But my true celeb twin is Adam Pally. We look so much alike we could be brothers, no doubt.
I can see it! You’re a hot babe.