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I 500% agree. However it was all weird old white tourists today so I was coolest. So many coffee shops are exclusive feeling esp in south east Portland

I 500% agree. However it was all weird old white tourists today so I was coolest. So many coffee shops are exclusive feeling esp in south east Portland

chelsea-george:

Me n my new look alike friend

Honestly it’s not even that close but like I get it and I’ll take it.

Me n my new look alike friend

Anonymous asked: was going through your insta and thought you looked so much like Lennon Parham in the selfie you posted on the 18th

Oh well thank you. Lennon is a dream boat. That’s my fb prof pic too because I am real cute in it.

Ghost baby  (at Stumptown Coffee Roasters Downtown)

Ghost baby (at Stumptown Coffee Roasters Downtown)

All jokes aside

I live in Portland
And we are known for some dumb stuff
Naked people on bikes and beer and shit.

But stumptown coffee is so inhumanly good. Like a sip of this shit is better than 50% of sexual encounters I’ve had.

It’s so dark and nutty and omg I’m just really happy to be an underemployed portlander wasting time in a coffee shop today. I just am.

alright well im going to leave the library now thanks for existing everyone.

ps message me if you have an iphone so we can text fer freeeee

Honestly

I just want to eat nachos and watch all of the Fast and Furious movies in a row.

bradsreblog asked: I get compared to ol' Jakey G a lot, which is certainly flattering. But my true celeb twin is Adam Pally. We look so much alike we could be brothers, no doubt.

I can see it! You’re a hot babe.